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NASA Discovers Water Ice Absolutely Everywhere In The Galaxy, Tourism Industry Immediately Files Permit Applications
TRUMP POSTS PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS JESUS, DELETES IT, POSTS IT AGAIN — CYCLE REPEATS UNTIL AMERICA GIVES UP
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what social media historians are already calling the most chaotic 72-hour stretch in recent memory, President…
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FBI RAIDS TEXAS HOME OF MAN WHO THREW MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AT SAM ALTMAN’S HOUSE, CITING ‘UNPRECEDENTED NERVE’
SPRING, TEXAS — Federal agents descended on the suburban Texas home of a 20-year-old man Tuesday, after he allegedly hurled…
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MARK CARNEY WINS MAJORITY, IMMEDIATELY DECLARES CANADA ‘BASICALLY A COUNTRY AGAIN’
OTTAWA — In a stunning electoral victory that sent shockwaves through the nation’s Tim Hortons locations, Liberal leader Mark Carney…
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TRUMP ASSURES NATION THAT BLOCKADING HORMUZ IS ‘BASICALLY JUST A POOL PARTY’ AS OIL PRICES EXPLODE
President Trump called the Strait of Hormuz blockade 'basically a pool party' as oil prices reached record highs and Iran…
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NATION BRACES FOR IMMINENT APOCALYPSE AS AVOCADO PRICES SOAR
In a shocking turn of events, citizens across the United States are quaking in fear as avocado prices have reached…
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EVERYDAY FOLK MARVEL AT INFLUENCER’S COURAGE TO POST UNEDITED COFFEE ART
In a bold move that has shaken social media to its core, Instagram influencer Bella Succiny shared an unedited photo…
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MAJOR CORPORATION ANNOUNCES BOLD NEW INITIATIVE TO LAY OFF HALF OF ITS CUSTOMERS
In a groundbreaking move that industry experts are calling “unprecedented” and “inversely logical,” a leading global conglomerate announced today its…
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SCIENTISTS IN SHOCK AS MOON MYSTERIOUSLY ADOPTS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
In a stunning cosmic development, astronomers around the world are reeling after it was discovered that the Moon has inexplicably…
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WORLD SHOCKED AS ATHLETE PERFORMS ATHLETIC FEAT AT ATHLETIC EVENT
Fans around the globe are clutching their foam fingers in sheer disbelief after witnessing what experts are calling ‘the most…
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AI “DIRECTOR” GETS CREDITS ROLL WRITING “ORIGINAL” BLOCKBUSTER: LAPTOP CAST IN LEADING ROLE
In a groundbreaking move that has the whole of Hollywood trembling, a cutting-edge AI “director” has reportedly penned the entire…
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