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President Trump formally rejected Iran's latest 14-point peace proposal on day 64 of the conflict, citing terms he called "impossible"…
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Spirit Airlines Ceases Operations; Passengers Report Feeling ‘A Complicated Mix of Grief and Statistical Relief’
The low-cost carrier has shut down, leaving millions of budget travelers to mourn the loss of an airline they complained…
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Celebrities arrived at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in ensembles that raised profound philosophical questions. Zendaya was reportedly at home…
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Read MoreTrump Rejects Iran Peace Deal on Day 64 of War, Cites Unacceptable Demand for ‘Basic Decency’
With the Strait of Hormuz still blocked and gas prices soaring, experts confirm the war is going great, just not…
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U.S. And Iran Agree The Strait Of Hormuz Is ‘Very Important,’ Refuse To Agree On Anything Else
Both nations in complete agreement that the Strait of Hormuz is very important, while being in total disagreement about literally…
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