Both nations in complete agreement that the Strait of Hormuz is very important, while being in total disagreement about literally…
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FISA, Iran, Gas Prices: Nation Confirms It Has Run Out Of Bandwidth And Is Just Going To Watch Something On Netflix
In what sociologists are describing as “a completely understandable and genuinely rational response to the current news environment,” a significant…
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Congress Extends Spy Program Again, Cites Desperate Need To Know What Americans Are Texting About The Price Of Gas
The House of Representatives voted this week to extend the controversial FISA Section 702 surveillance program for another 90 days,…
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Oil Hits $126 A Barrel; Nation Unified At Last By Shared Experience Of Audibly Gasping At Gas Pump
In a rare moment of genuine national unity, Americans of all political persuasions, income brackets, and bumper sticker preferences found…
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Japanese Walking Surges 2,986%: Nation Stunned to Learn It Has Been Walking Without a Protocol This Whole Time
Interest in the structured interval walking technique has exploded nearly 3,000% in a year, confirming that the Western public's appetite…
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Government Launches Tariff Refund Process: 47 Forms, Six Annexes, and a Sworn Declaration from a Neighbor Who Has Seen You
Businesses owed refunds on $340 billion in unconstitutional tariffs can now apply — provided they submit six notarized affidavits, proof…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will leave…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will ever…
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Michael Jackson Biopic Starring His Nephew Arrives April 24, Asks Audience to Hold All Questions Until the Credits
The long-awaited Michael Jackson biopic opens this week, starring the pop star's nephew in the title role. The film promises…
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Boston Marathon Champion Shatters Course Record, Credits “Running Faster” As Primary Strategy
Defending champion John Korir won the Boston Marathon in record time Monday. When asked how, he explained that he ran…
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