PepsiCo has entered the gut-health beverage market with a prebiotic version of its flagship cola, joining a wellness trend that…
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NASA Discovers Water Ice Absolutely Everywhere In The Galaxy, Tourism Industry Immediately Files Permit Applications
NASA's SPHEREx telescope has confirmed water ice is abundant across the Milky Way, raising profound questions about the prevalence of…
Read MorePentagon Signs AI Deals With Every Tech Giant Except The One That Wanted Guardrails On War
The Defense Department announced partnerships with eight AI companies on Friday, warmly welcoming everyone except the safety-focused firm that had…
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Americans Spend Record $16.73 Trillion While Simultaneously Complaining About $4.45 Gas, Economists Baffled
Consumer spending hit an all-time high in Q1 2026. Inflation jumped to 3.5%. Gas is nearly five dollars a gallon.…
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NASA Finds Water Everywhere in Space; Scientists Optimistic, Earth’s Drought Crisis ‘Completely Unrelated’
The SPHEREx telescope has confirmed water ice is abundant across the galaxy. The good news is it's out there. The…
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Pentagon Signs AI Deal With 7 Big Tech Firms; Anthropic Not Invited for Being ‘Too Safe’
SpaceX, OpenAI, Google, and Microsoft all agreed to work with the military on classified AI networks. Anthropic wanted safety guardrails.…
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Tiramisu Wedding Cakes Are Trending, Couples Now Legally Required to Have Opinions About Espresso
Social media has officially declared the tiramisu wedding cake the hottest trend of 2026, leaving couples who just wanted a…
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Met Gala 2026: Celebrities Flee ‘Fashion Is Art’ Theme, Citing Art’s Long History of Being Confusing
With the dress code announced as 'Costume Art' and A-listers fleeing by the dozen, fashion insiders say this year's Met…
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Pentagon Bans AI Company for Being Too Polite, Signs Deals With Less Conscientious Robots
The Department of Defense signed AI contracts with seven major tech firms while blacklisting one company whose AI kept suggesting…
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Pentagon Signs AI Deals With 7 Tech Companies, Immediately Wonders If It Should Have Asked The AI First
The Pentagon has signed classified AI agreements with seven leading tech firms, marking the largest expansion of AI into national…
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