The Defense Department announced partnerships with eight AI companies on Friday, warmly welcoming everyone except the safety-focused firm that had…
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Trump Rejects Iran Peace Proposal, Cites “Impossible” Demand That He Spell “Hormuz” Correctly
President Trump formally rejected Iran's latest 14-point peace proposal on day 64 of the conflict, citing terms he called "impossible"…
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Pentagon Signs AI Deal With 7 Big Tech Firms; Anthropic Not Invited for Being ‘Too Safe’
SpaceX, OpenAI, Google, and Microsoft all agreed to work with the military on classified AI networks. Anthropic wanted safety guardrails.…
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U.S. Navy Announces It Will ‘Escort’ Ships Through Strait of Hormuz, Assures Everyone This Is Totally Fine
Officials stress that sending warships into an active war zone to babysit oil tankers is 'a gesture of friendship.' Gas…
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Pentagon Bans AI Company for Being Too Polite, Signs Deals With Less Conscientious Robots
The Department of Defense signed AI contracts with seven major tech firms while blacklisting one company whose AI kept suggesting…
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Trump Rejects Iran Peace Deal on Day 64 of War, Cites Unacceptable Demand for ‘Basic Decency’
With the Strait of Hormuz still blocked and gas prices soaring, experts confirm the war is going great, just not…
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Pentagon Signs AI Deals With 7 Tech Companies, Immediately Wonders If It Should Have Asked The AI First
The Pentagon has signed classified AI agreements with seven leading tech firms, marking the largest expansion of AI into national…
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U.S. And Iran Agree The Strait Of Hormuz Is ‘Very Important,’ Refuse To Agree On Anything Else
Both nations in complete agreement that the Strait of Hormuz is very important, while being in total disagreement about literally…
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U.S. And Iran Agree The Strait Of Hormuz Is ‘Very Important,’ Refuse To Agree On Anything Else
Both nations in complete agreement that the Strait of Hormuz is very important, while being in total disagreement about literally…
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Congress Extends Spy Program Again, Cites Desperate Need To Know What Americans Are Texting About The Price Of Gas
The House of Representatives voted this week to extend the controversial FISA Section 702 surveillance program for another 90 days,…
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