New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced this week that if given the opportunity to speak with King Charles III…
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Trump Threatens To Pull Troops From Germany Unless Merz Agrees To Stop Having Such A German Accent
In what analysts are calling “the most diplomatic thing to happen this week,” President Donald Trump has announced he is…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will leave…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will ever…
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U.S. Navy Blockades Iranian Strait, Asks Iran To “Please Allow 3–5 Business Days For Geopolitical Resolution”
The United States Navy has established a military blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. Markets are alarmed. Cable news is…
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Trump Extends Iran Ceasefire ‘Indefinitely,’ Iran Thanks Him With Note It May Or May Not Read
In a diplomatic development celebrated by at least one side, President Trump announced the U.S.-Iran ceasefire will continue forever, or…
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Trump Declares ‘Bombing Is Just My Resting Negotiating Face’ As Iran Ceasefire Teeters
With a U.S.-Iran ceasefire set to expire and JD Vance cancelling his Pakistan trip to attend an unspecified 'very important…
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Trump Celebrates ‘Best Ship Heist Ever’ After U.S. Navy Seizes Iranian Cargo Vessel in Strait of Hormuz
The commander-in-chief took to social media to declare victory over 'the worst boat' after the U.S. Navy fired on an…
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American Consumer Confidence Hits Historic Low; Nation Collectively Considers Moving to Cave
The University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index plummeted to 47.6 — the lowest in 74 years — as Americans enter…
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Democrats File Impeachment Articles Against Pete Hegseth, Nation Scrambles to Remember Who Pete Hegseth Is
Democrats file articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the unauthorized Iran war, while a nation pauses to…
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