Israel's PM says his government will begin ceasefire negotiations with Lebanon while simultaneously continuing military operations. Observers describe the strategy…
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Peru Can’t Find Its Own Ballots, Extends Election By a Day, Voters Extend Confusion By a Week
Sunday's presidential election ground to a halt after officials failed to deliver ballots to voting centers — prompting an unprecedented…
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Hungary Elects New Leader After 16 Years; Orbán Reportedly Spotted Bulk-Buying ‘What Went Wrong’ Self-Help Books
After 16 years of ironclad rule, political analysts are calling the result 'very surprising' and Orbán is calling it 'a…
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Trump Announces ‘Totally Perfect’ Naval Blockade of Iran, Issues Certificate of Excellence to Each Ship
The President has personally reviewed every ship's name and approved several of them.
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Trump Blockades Strait of Hormuz, Immediately Asks If He Can Trademark the Name
After nuclear talks with Iran collapsed in Islamabad, the President announced a naval blockade and several branding opportunities.
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Hungary’s Orbán Discovers Democracy Has One Unpatched Bug: Actual Voting
After 16 years of surviving the EU, Soros, and bad press, the strongman finally meets his match — a polling…
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TWO US CONGRESSMEN ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT ON SAME DAY, NATION WONDERS IF THERE’S A SALE ON
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is being described as either a remarkable coincidence or a buy-one-get-one scandal special, two sitting…
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TRUMP POSTS PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS JESUS, DELETES IT, POSTS IT AGAIN — CYCLE REPEATS UNTIL AMERICA GIVES UP
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what social media historians are already calling the most chaotic 72-hour stretch in recent memory, President…
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MARK CARNEY WINS MAJORITY, IMMEDIATELY DECLARES CANADA ‘BASICALLY A COUNTRY AGAIN’
OTTAWA — In a stunning electoral victory that sent shockwaves through the nation’s Tim Hortons locations, Liberal leader Mark Carney…
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MAGA Faithful Perform Emergency Séance To Summon Trump’s Spirit After He Skips CPAC While Iran War Rages; Ouija Board Spells ‘MORE TARIFFS’
🔥 In what historians are already calling “the most unhinged political event since someone decided cargo shorts were a personality,”…
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