President Trump formally rejected Iran's latest 14-point peace proposal on day 64 of the conflict, citing terms he called "impossible"…
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U.S. Navy Announces It Will ‘Escort’ Ships Through Strait of Hormuz, Assures Everyone This Is Totally Fine
Officials stress that sending warships into an active war zone to babysit oil tankers is 'a gesture of friendship.' Gas…
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Gas Prices Hit $4.30 as Americans Learn the Strait of Hormuz Is Not, In Fact, a Wellness Product
With a key global waterway now blocked by two countries running dueling blockades, economists say drivers should consider the bus,…
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Trump Rejects Iran Peace Deal on Day 64 of War, Cites Unacceptable Demand for ‘Basic Decency’
With the Strait of Hormuz still blocked and gas prices soaring, experts confirm the war is going great, just not…
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U.S. And Iran Agree The Strait Of Hormuz Is ‘Very Important,’ Refuse To Agree On Anything Else
Both nations in complete agreement that the Strait of Hormuz is very important, while being in total disagreement about literally…
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U.S. And Iran Agree The Strait Of Hormuz Is ‘Very Important,’ Refuse To Agree On Anything Else
Both nations in complete agreement that the Strait of Hormuz is very important, while being in total disagreement about literally…
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FISA, Iran, Gas Prices: Nation Confirms It Has Run Out Of Bandwidth And Is Just Going To Watch Something On Netflix
In what sociologists are describing as “a completely understandable and genuinely rational response to the current news environment,” a significant…
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U.S. And China Race For Critical Minerals; Geologists Suddenly The Most Important People At Any Party
The intensifying global competition for rare earth elements and critical minerals has transformed the formerly obscure field of economic geology…
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Congress Extends Spy Program Again, Cites Desperate Need To Know What Americans Are Texting About The Price Of Gas
The House of Representatives voted this week to extend the controversial FISA Section 702 surveillance program for another 90 days,…
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NYC Mayor Offers To Personally Deliver Koh-i-Noor Diamond To India, Adds It Would Make A Really Nice Metro Card
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced this week that if given the opportunity to speak with King Charles III…
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