The United Arab Emirates has departed OPEC after 65 years, citing strategic flexibility — and, according to insiders, a persistent…
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Americans Spend Record $16.73 Trillion While Simultaneously Complaining About $4.45 Gas, Economists Baffled
Consumer spending hit an all-time high in Q1 2026. Inflation jumped to 3.5%. Gas is nearly five dollars a gallon.…
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Gas Prices Hit $4.30 as Americans Learn the Strait of Hormuz Is Not, In Fact, a Wellness Product
With a key global waterway now blocked by two countries running dueling blockades, economists say drivers should consider the bus,…
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AI Replacing White-Collar Jobs; White-Collar Workers Calmly Update LinkedIn While Having Mild Ongoing Crisis
A new wave of AI-driven workforce disruption is reshaping white-collar industries across the globe, with major firms in finance, law,…
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U.S. Economy ‘Resilient’ Despite Iran War, In The Same Way A Man Is ‘Fine’ After Walking Into A Glass Door
The U.S. economy posted surprisingly strong first-quarter growth this week, prompting economists to describe it as “resilient,” a word that…
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Oil Hits $126 A Barrel; Nation Unified At Last By Shared Experience Of Audibly Gasping At Gas Pump
In a rare moment of genuine national unity, Americans of all political persuasions, income brackets, and bumper sticker preferences found…
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Government Launches Tariff Refund Process: 47 Forms, Six Annexes, and a Sworn Declaration from a Neighbor Who Has Seen You
Businesses owed refunds on $340 billion in unconstitutional tariffs can now apply — provided they submit six notarized affidavits, proof…
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Meta Raises VR Headset Prices So AI Can Have the Chips, Which Is Exactly the Trade-Off You Wanted
Meta is raising Quest headset prices due to AI-driven chip shortages. The metaverse, we are assured, is still happening. The…
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America Breaks Millionaire Record; Millions More Celebrate by Carefully Dividing a Single Avocado Toast
The number of American millionaires has hit an all-time record high, a development economists describe as 'historic' and which will…
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UK Economy Doing Great, Report Finds, Before Clarifying What ‘Great’ Means In This Context
A new IMF report forecasts rising unemployment, collapsing consumer confidence, and a £130 billion tax increase for British households —…
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