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Meta And Google Found Liable For Harming Teens; Both Companies Announce Exciting New Teen Features To Celebrate
In a landmark ruling that legal experts are calling “historic,” “long overdue,” and “not going to change anything,” courts found…
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TSA Agents To Receive First Paycheck In Weeks Monday, Vow To Resume Confiscating Shampoo With Renewed Patriotic Fury
In what the Department of Homeland Security called “great news for air travel” and what TSA officers called “the bare…
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Dow Plunges 793 Points; Analysts Reassure Nation Everything Is Fine While Quietly Stress-Eating At Their Desks
The Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted 793 points on Friday, sending the index into correction territory and prompting Wall Street…
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Trump Extends Iran Deadline For Third Time, Assures Nation April 6 Is ‘Definitely The Real One This Time, No More Extensions, Very Final’
President Trump announced Thursday that he has granted Iran yet another extension on his ultimatum to reopen the Strait of…
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In what historians are already calling either the largest civic gathering in United States history or simply “a lot of…
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