NEW YORK — The WNBA Draft is shaping up to be one of the most star-studded in the league’s history,…
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GUNMAN OPENS FIRE AT TURKISH HIGH SCHOOL, WOUNDING 16 AS NATION DEMANDS ANSWERS
ISTANBUL — A gunman opened fire at a high school in Turkey on Wednesday, wounding at least 16 people in…
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ISRAEL AND LEBANON HOLD FIRST DIRECT TALKS SINCE 1993, BOTH SIDES AGREE MEETINGS ARE ‘DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a diplomatic development that has stunned the international community almost as much as it has stunned…
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TWO US CONGRESSMEN ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT ON SAME DAY, NATION WONDERS IF THERE’S A SALE ON
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is being described as either a remarkable coincidence or a buy-one-get-one scandal special, two sitting…
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TRUMP POSTS PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS JESUS, DELETES IT, POSTS IT AGAIN — CYCLE REPEATS UNTIL AMERICA GIVES UP
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what social media historians are already calling the most chaotic 72-hour stretch in recent memory, President…
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FBI RAIDS TEXAS HOME OF MAN WHO THREW MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AT SAM ALTMAN’S HOUSE, CITING ‘UNPRECEDENTED NERVE’
SPRING, TEXAS — Federal agents descended on the suburban Texas home of a 20-year-old man Tuesday, after he allegedly hurled…
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MARK CARNEY WINS MAJORITY, IMMEDIATELY DECLARES CANADA ‘BASICALLY A COUNTRY AGAIN’
OTTAWA — In a stunning electoral victory that sent shockwaves through the nation’s Tim Hortons locations, Liberal leader Mark Carney…
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TRUMP ASSURES NATION THAT BLOCKADING HORMUZ IS ‘BASICALLY JUST A POOL PARTY’ AS OIL PRICES EXPLODE
President Trump called the Strait of Hormuz blockade 'basically a pool party' as oil prices reached record highs and Iran…
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NATION BRACES FOR IMMINENT APOCALYPSE AS AVOCADO PRICES SOAR
In a shocking turn of events, citizens across the United States are quaking in fear as avocado prices have reached…
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EVERYDAY FOLK MARVEL AT INFLUENCER’S COURAGE TO POST UNEDITED COFFEE ART
In a bold move that has shaken social media to its core, Instagram influencer Bella Succiny shared an unedited photo…
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