The University of Michigan's Consumer Sentiment Index crashed to 47.6 — the lowest in 74 years — as Americans officially…
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U.S. Consumer Confidence Hits 74-Year Low; Nation Collectively Decides Everything Costs Too Much
The University of Michigan's Consumer Sentiment Index has crashed to 47.6 — the lowest in 74 years — as Americans…
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AI Chip Demand So Intense That TSMC Shareholders Are Being Treated as Minor Deities
TSMC reported a 58% surge in quarterly profits as AI chip demand outpaces supply, AI consumes 10% of US electricity,…
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Ticketmaster Found Guilty of Monopoly; Fans Celebrate Until They See the $47.99 Celebration Service Fee
A federal jury found Live Nation and Ticketmaster guilty of running an illegal monopoly, and fans are celebrating — right…
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NFL Signs Topps to 20-Year Card Deal — Children Not Consulted, Thrilled Anyway
The NFL and Topps have locked in a two-decade exclusive trading card partnership. A generation of kids who haven't been…
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OpenAI Eyes Stock Market Debut — Investors Eye OpenAI, Nervously
Fresh off $25 billion in revenue, OpenAI is reportedly considering a public listing by late 2026. Wall Street is excited.…
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Snap Fires 1,000 Employees, Replaces Them With AI That Immediately Requests Ergonomic Chair Reimbursement
The AI has been on the job for 72 hours and has already filed three HR complaints and asked about…
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OpenAI Plans $25 Billion IPO Despite 90% of Americans Believing AI Will Definitely End Them
Investors describe the public listing as 'extremely exciting' while the general public describes AI as 'extremely concerning.' The market says…
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Fortune 500 Companies Deploy AI ‘In Production’ — Production Workers Deploy CVs on LinkedIn
NVIDIA's GTC confirms agentic AI has moved from labs to factory floors. The factory floors are being very quiet about…
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So You’ve Just Bought a House: A Survival Guide for New Homeowners
Caption: So You’ve Just Bought a House: A Survival Guide for New Homeowners – but funnier! By: Paige Turner, Globe…
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