Sound the alarms, folks. The world is cracking—literally. In what experts are now calling the “Egg-ocalypse,” the global egg shortage…
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Airlines to Weigh Passengers at Check-In, Charge Based on Weight
In a shocking announcement that has gym memberships spiking overnight, major airlines have revealed their newest money-saving policy: passengers will…
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Trump Announces Plan to Reopen Alcatraz, Promises to Make It ‘The Ritz of Prisons’
Trump Announces Plan to Reopen Alcatraz, Promises to Make It ‘The Ritz of Prisons’ SAN FRANCISCO, CA — President Donald…
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Florida Man Chuck ‘Camo’ Jenkins Successfully Camouflages Entire House, Can’t Find Front Door
Orlando, FL — In what organizers are calling “both an impressive feat and a growing concern,” Florida man Chuck “Camo”…
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NASA Discovers Massive Hidden Ocean Inside the Moon
Cape Canaveral, FL — In a discovery shaking the very foundations of astronomy, NASA scientists announced today they’ve found a…
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Archaeologists Find Evidence Cats Have Been Gaslighting Humans for 9,000 Years
Cambridge, UK — In a groundbreaking study published this week in the prestigious journal Science & Shenanigans, researchers have confirmed…
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Scientists Develop Device for Reading Doggy Thoughts: ‘Mostly Squirrels’
Neuralink’s Bark-to-Brain Breakthrough: Dogs Are Now Telepathic Superstars! Hold onto your leashes, folks—Elon Musk’s Neuralink has gone full Dr. Dolittle…
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