The U.S. economy posted surprisingly strong first-quarter growth this week, prompting economists to describe it as “resilient,” a word that…
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Oil Hits $126 A Barrel; Nation Unified At Last By Shared Experience Of Audibly Gasping At Gas Pump
In a rare moment of genuine national unity, Americans of all political persuasions, income brackets, and bumper sticker preferences found…
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Trump Threatens To Pull Troops From Germany Unless Merz Agrees To Stop Having Such A German Accent
In what analysts are calling “the most diplomatic thing to happen this week,” President Donald Trump has announced he is…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will ever…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will leave…
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U.S. Navy Blockades Iranian Strait, Asks Iran To “Please Allow 3–5 Business Days For Geopolitical Resolution”
The United States Navy has established a military blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. Markets are alarmed. Cable news is…
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Trump Extends Iran Ceasefire ‘Indefinitely,’ Iran Thanks Him With Note It May Or May Not Read
In a diplomatic development celebrated by at least one side, President Trump announced the U.S.-Iran ceasefire will continue forever, or…
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Trump Declares ‘Bombing Is Just My Resting Negotiating Face’ As Iran Ceasefire Teeters
With a U.S.-Iran ceasefire set to expire and JD Vance cancelling his Pakistan trip to attend an unspecified 'very important…
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Trump Celebrates ‘Best Ship Heist Ever’ After U.S. Navy Seizes Iranian Cargo Vessel in Strait of Hormuz
The commander-in-chief took to social media to declare victory over 'the worst boat' after the U.S. Navy fired on an…
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American Consumer Confidence Hits Historic Low; Nation Collectively Considers Moving to Cave
The University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index plummeted to 47.6 — the lowest in 74 years — as Americans enter…
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