Democrats file articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the unauthorized Iran war, while a nation pauses to…
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Israel Announces Lebanon Talks While Bombing Lebanon — Diplomats Call It ‘Nuanced’
Israel's PM says his government will begin ceasefire negotiations with Lebanon while simultaneously continuing military operations. Observers describe the strategy…
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Peru Can’t Find Its Own Ballots, Extends Election By a Day, Voters Extend Confusion By a Week
Sunday's presidential election ground to a halt after officials failed to deliver ballots to voting centers — prompting an unprecedented…
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Hungary Elects New Leader After 16 Years; Orbán Reportedly Spotted Bulk-Buying ‘What Went Wrong’ Self-Help Books
After 16 years of ironclad rule, political analysts are calling the result 'very surprising' and Orbán is calling it 'a…
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Trump Announces ‘Totally Perfect’ Naval Blockade of Iran, Issues Certificate of Excellence to Each Ship
The President has personally reviewed every ship's name and approved several of them.
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Pope Leo XIV Heads to Africa on Goodwill Tour; Trump Posts One-Star Review
The new pontiff embarks on an 11-day apostolic journey to Algeria while the President offers unsolicited spiritual feedback from Mar-a-Lago.
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Trump Blockades Strait of Hormuz, Immediately Asks If He Can Trademark the Name
After nuclear talks with Iran collapsed in Islamabad, the President announced a naval blockade and several branding opportunities.
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Hungary’s Orbán Discovers Democracy Has One Unpatched Bug: Actual Voting
After 16 years of surviving the EU, Soros, and bad press, the strongman finally meets his match — a polling…
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GUNMAN OPENS FIRE AT TURKISH HIGH SCHOOL, WOUNDING 16 AS NATION DEMANDS ANSWERS
ISTANBUL — A gunman opened fire at a high school in Turkey on Wednesday, wounding at least 16 people in…
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ISRAEL AND LEBANON HOLD FIRST DIRECT TALKS SINCE 1993, BOTH SIDES AGREE MEETINGS ARE ‘DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a diplomatic development that has stunned the international community almost as much as it has stunned…
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