WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is being described as either a remarkable coincidence or a buy-one-get-one scandal special, two sitting…
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TRUMP POSTS PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS JESUS, DELETES IT, POSTS IT AGAIN — CYCLE REPEATS UNTIL AMERICA GIVES UP
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what social media historians are already calling the most chaotic 72-hour stretch in recent memory, President…
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FBI RAIDS TEXAS HOME OF MAN WHO THREW MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AT SAM ALTMAN’S HOUSE, CITING ‘UNPRECEDENTED NERVE’
SPRING, TEXAS — Federal agents descended on the suburban Texas home of a 20-year-old man Tuesday, after he allegedly hurled…
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MARK CARNEY WINS MAJORITY, IMMEDIATELY DECLARES CANADA ‘BASICALLY A COUNTRY AGAIN’
OTTAWA — In a stunning electoral victory that sent shockwaves through the nation’s Tim Hortons locations, Liberal leader Mark Carney…
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TRUMP ASSURES NATION THAT BLOCKADING HORMUZ IS ‘BASICALLY JUST A POOL PARTY’ AS OIL PRICES EXPLODE
President Trump called the Strait of Hormuz blockade 'basically a pool party' as oil prices reached record highs and Iran…
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U.S. CONGRESS HOLDS INTENSE DEBATE OVER WHETHER TO PASS LEGISLATION OR JUST GO TO LUNCH
Washington, D.C. – In a groundbreaking session that showcased the remarkable efficiency and unity of America’s legislative body, members of…
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MELANIA TRUMP DENIES KNOWING JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND DEMANDS CONGRESS HOLD A HEARING — Nation’s 14 Million Conspiracy Theorists Enter Full System Shutdown After Losing Both Theories Simultaneously
🚨 In a move that has left 300 million Americans standing in their kitchens holding spatulas and staring into the…
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Trump Ends 40-Day War With Iran By Threatening ‘A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight’ — Pakistan Responds With Tea And Biscuits
🚨 In what historians are already calling “the most unhinged diplomatic victory since a pigeon accidentally delivered peace terms in…
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TRUMP THREATENS ‘A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT’ Then Announces Iran Ceasefire Hours Later — State Department Staff Reportedly Still Processing
🔥 In what historians are already calling “the most dramatic Tuesday since the Fall of Rome,” President Donald Trump announced…
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Trump Fires AG Pam Bondi Mid-Commute, Replaces Her With His Own Personal Defense Lawyer Because America Just Lives Here Now
🚨 In a move that has absolutely shocked the three remaining Americans who still had faith in institutional norms, President…
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