🔥 In what historians are already calling “the most expensive Tuesday in American history,” President Trump unveiled a jaw-dropping $1.5…
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Trump Attends Supreme Court In Person For Birthright Citizenship Hearing, Sits Silently For 73 Minutes Staring Directly At Justice Sotomayor, Then Tweets He ‘Dominated’ And Is Now Threatening To Leave NATO ‘Probably This Weekend’
🔥 In an unprecedented constitutional spectacle that legal scholars are already calling “the single weirdest thing that has ever happened…
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NATION’S ‘NO KINGS’ PROTESTERS ACCIDENTALLY CROWN THEMSELVES WHILE BUYING RALLY SUPPLIES AT PARTY CITY, EXPERTS BAFFLED
🔥 In what historians are already calling “the most chaotically patriotic week in American history,” thousands of Americans took to…
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MAGA Faithful Perform Emergency Séance To Summon Trump’s Spirit After He Skips CPAC While Iran War Rages; Ouija Board Spells ‘MORE TARIFFS’
🔥 In what historians are already calling “the most unhinged political event since someone decided cargo shorts were a personality,”…
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Pentagon Confirms Iran War Now On Day 30: Officials Demand Enemy Surrender ‘By Noon Or We Deploy The World’s Largest Drone Shaped Like An Eagle’
🔥 BREAKING — In what military historians are already calling “the most unhinged geopolitical situation since that one time a…
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Meta And Google Found Liable For Harming Teens; Both Companies Announce Exciting New Teen Features To Celebrate
In a landmark ruling that legal experts are calling “historic,” “long overdue,” and “not going to change anything,” courts found…
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TSA Agents To Receive First Paycheck In Weeks Monday, Vow To Resume Confiscating Shampoo With Renewed Patriotic Fury
In what the Department of Homeland Security called “great news for air travel” and what TSA officers called “the bare…
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Dow Plunges 793 Points; Analysts Reassure Nation Everything Is Fine While Quietly Stress-Eating At Their Desks
The Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted 793 points on Friday, sending the index into correction territory and prompting Wall Street…
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Trump Extends Iran Deadline For Third Time, Assures Nation April 6 Is ‘Definitely The Real One This Time, No More Extensions, Very Final’
President Trump announced Thursday that he has granted Iran yet another extension on his ultimatum to reopen the Strait of…
Read More9 Million Americans Plan Massive Day Of Telling One Man He’s Being Weird About Power
In what historians are already calling either the largest civic gathering in United States history or simply “a lot of…
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