The United States Navy has established a military blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. Markets are alarmed. Cable news is…
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Coachella 2026 Fashion Experts: You Need Less Fabric and More Crochet Than Previously Understood
Fashion reporters have emerged from Coachella 2026 with sunburn, two terabytes of photos, and one unified conclusion: the human body…
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TIME100 Gala Confirms That Very Important People Are, Indeed, Very Important
The 2026 TIME100 Gala gathered the world's most influential people in one room in New York City to confirm, in…
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Trump Extends Iran Ceasefire ‘Indefinitely,’ Iran Thanks Him With Note It May Or May Not Read
In a diplomatic development celebrated by at least one side, President Trump announced the U.S.-Iran ceasefire will continue forever, or…
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Nation Agrees To Eat More Fiber And Take Drugs For Everything Else
Health experts confirm that 'fibermaxxing' is 2026's top wellness trend while GLP-1 medications expand to treat obesity, heart disease, kidney…
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UK Economy Doing Great, Report Finds, Before Clarifying What ‘Great’ Means In This Context
A new IMF report forecasts rising unemployment, collapsing consumer confidence, and a £130 billion tax increase for British households —…
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Trump Declares ‘Bombing Is Just My Resting Negotiating Face’ As Iran Ceasefire Teeters
With a U.S.-Iran ceasefire set to expire and JD Vance cancelling his Pakistan trip to attend an unspecified 'very important…
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Nation’s Gastroenterologists Overwhelmed as ‘FiberMaxxing’ Craze Forces America to Finally Eat Its Vegetables
Health influencers have declared 2026 the Year of Fiber, sending millions of Americans to grocery stores in a frantic bid…
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U.S. Consumer Confidence Hits 74-Year Low; Nation Collectively Decides Everything Costs Too Much
The University of Michigan's Consumer Sentiment Index crashed to 47.6 — the lowest in 74 years — as Americans officially…
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U.S. Consumer Confidence Hits 74-Year Low; Nation Collectively Decides Everything Costs Too Much
The University of Michigan's Consumer Sentiment Index has crashed to 47.6 — the lowest in 74 years — as Americans…
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