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NASA Discovers Water Ice Absolutely Everywhere In The Galaxy, Tourism Industry Immediately Files Permit Applications
Fortune 500 Companies Deploy AI ‘In Production’ — Production Workers Deploy CVs on LinkedIn
NVIDIA's GTC confirms agentic AI has moved from labs to factory floors. The factory floors are being very quiet about…
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NY Fashion Week Goes Full Green: Models Arrive on Compost Heaps, Designers Apologize for Existing
Fall/Winter 2026 shows wrapped up with bold sustainability commitments, earth tones, and at least one garment that is legally classified…
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Pope Leo XIV Heads to Africa on Goodwill Tour; Trump Posts One-Star Review
The new pontiff embarks on an 11-day apostolic journey to Algeria while the President offers unsolicited spiritual feedback from Mar-a-Lago.
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Trump Blockades Strait of Hormuz, Immediately Asks If He Can Trademark the Name
After nuclear talks with Iran collapsed in Islamabad, the President announced a naval blockade and several branding opportunities.
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AI Now Smarter Than PhDs in Everything Except Remembering to Buy Milk, Researchers Confirm
Stanford's 2026 AI Index shows artificial intelligence has surpassed human experts on nearly every benchmark — but still left the…
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Hungary’s Orbán Discovers Democracy Has One Unpatched Bug: Actual Voting
After 16 years of surviving the EU, Soros, and bad press, the strongman finally meets his match — a polling…
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WNBA DRAFT: AZZI FUDD, OLIVIA MILES AND AWA FAM BATTLE FOR NO. 1 PICK AS LEAGUE BRACES FOR STAR-STUDDED CLASS
NEW YORK — The WNBA Draft is shaping up to be one of the most star-studded in the league’s history,…
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GUNMAN OPENS FIRE AT TURKISH HIGH SCHOOL, WOUNDING 16 AS NATION DEMANDS ANSWERS
ISTANBUL — A gunman opened fire at a high school in Turkey on Wednesday, wounding at least 16 people in…
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ISRAEL AND LEBANON HOLD FIRST DIRECT TALKS SINCE 1993, BOTH SIDES AGREE MEETINGS ARE ‘DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a diplomatic development that has stunned the international community almost as much as it has stunned…
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TWO US CONGRESSMEN ANNOUNCE RETIREMENT ON SAME DAY, NATION WONDERS IF THERE’S A SALE ON
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is being described as either a remarkable coincidence or a buy-one-get-one scandal special, two sitting…
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