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NASA Discovers Water Ice Absolutely Everywhere In The Galaxy, Tourism Industry Immediately Files Permit Applications
Trump Extends Iran Ceasefire ‘Indefinitely,’ Iran Thanks Him With Note It May Or May Not Read
In a diplomatic development celebrated by at least one side, President Trump announced the U.S.-Iran ceasefire will continue forever, or…
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Fitness World Shaken As ‘Japanese Walking’ Surges 2,986%, Still Just Walking
A ancient Japanese interval-walking technique has exploded in popularity by nearly 3,000 percent, proving once again that any activity becomes…
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Nation Agrees To Eat More Fiber And Take Drugs For Everything Else
Health experts confirm that 'fibermaxxing' is 2026's top wellness trend while GLP-1 medications expand to treat obesity, heart disease, kidney…
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Hollywood Solves Casting Problem By Simply Using The Famous Person’s Nephew
The Michael Jackson biopic 'Michael' arrives in cinemas this week starring the pop icon's actual nephew, a casting decision Hollywood…
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FIFA Releases World Cup Tickets Again, Promises This Time Will Be Different
For the fourth time this year, FIFA has opened ticket sales for the 2026 World Cup, assuring fans that the…
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UK Economy Doing Great, Report Finds, Before Clarifying What ‘Great’ Means In This Context
A new IMF report forecasts rising unemployment, collapsing consumer confidence, and a £130 billion tax increase for British households —…
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Scientists Print Fake Brain Cells That Chat With Real Ones; Real Ones Reportedly ‘Fine With It’
Northwestern engineers have 3D-printed artificial neurons capable of communicating with biological ones, raising exciting questions about medicine and deeply unsettling…
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Man Sells Company To Himself For $250 Billion, Analysts Call It ‘Technically Legal’
SpaceX's acquisition of xAI for a quarter of a trillion dollars marks what economists are calling a 'bold new frontier…
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Trump Declares ‘Bombing Is Just My Resting Negotiating Face’ As Iran Ceasefire Teeters
With a U.S.-Iran ceasefire set to expire and JD Vance cancelling his Pakistan trip to attend an unspecified 'very important…
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Qantas Unveils 22-Hour ‘Wellness Flight’ to Sydney Featuring Meditation Pods and In-Flight Therapists for Your Existential Dread
Qantas's record-breaking 22-hour nonstop flight from London to Sydney promises wellness zones, anti-jet lag lighting, and movement areas — because…
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