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NASA Discovers Water Ice Absolutely Everywhere In The Galaxy, Tourism Industry Immediately Files Permit Applications
Government Launches Tariff Refund Process: 47 Forms, Six Annexes, and a Sworn Declaration from a Neighbor Who Has Seen You
Businesses owed refunds on $340 billion in unconstitutional tariffs can now apply — provided they submit six notarized affidavits, proof…
Read MoreScientists Finally Identify Mysterious Golden Orb Found in Gulf of Alaska; Internet Takes Three Deep Breaths
After three years of theories, a dedicated podcast, and a crowdfunding campaign to 'poke it,' scientists confirm the mysterious glowing…
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NASA’s Mars Rover Now Navigated by AI That Completed the Mission but Also Had a Few Follow-Up Questions
Perseverance covered 456 meters in its first fully AI-planned drives, though the system did ask mission scientists three times whether…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will leave…
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Iran Offers to Reopen Hormuz Strait in Exchange for Netflix Subscription and Formal Apology from the 1970s
Tehran's 47-page diplomatic proposal includes an unlimited streaming service, priority boarding, and a written guarantee that no nation will ever…
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Meta Raises VR Headset Prices So AI Can Have the Chips, Which Is Exactly the Trade-Off You Wanted
Meta is raising Quest headset prices due to AI-driven chip shortages. The metaverse, we are assured, is still happening. The…
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Michael Jackson Biopic Starring His Nephew Arrives April 24, Asks Audience to Hold All Questions Until the Credits
The long-awaited Michael Jackson biopic opens this week, starring the pop star's nephew in the title role. The film promises…
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“Fibermaxxing” Is the Wellness Trend That Will Make You More Regular in Every Sense of the Word
The hottest wellness trend of 2026 is eating the recommended daily amount of fiber, a goal nutritionists have recommended for…
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Coachella 2026 Fashion Report Confirms That Wearing Less Fabric Is Still, Somehow, A Trend
Fashion analysts have returned from Coachella 2026 with extensive notes. The dominant finding: micro shorts, crochet, sheer, and fringe are…
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Boston Marathon Champion Shatters Course Record, Credits “Running Faster” As Primary Strategy
Defending champion John Korir won the Boston Marathon in record time Monday. When asked how, he explained that he ran…
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