By Dee Zaster | Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent
Caption: News organization reports actual news – but funnier!
In a stunning departure from tradition, a major news outlet today reported facts without exaggeration. ‘We just… told people what happened,’ said the editor. Viewers are confused but informed. ‘Where’s the dramatic music? The ominous graphics?’ asked one loyal viewer. The network promises to return to normal sensationalism tomorrow.
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Disclaimer: This article is 100% satire. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Probably.
About the Author: Dee Zaster is Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent. When not turning real news into comedy gold, she enjoys confusing politicians with logic and watching news anchors try not to laugh.
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