By Dee Zaster | Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent
Caption: World leaders spend summit arguing about conference room art – but funnier!
In a stunning display of diplomatic priorities, world leaders spent three days debating whether the conference room paintings were ‘inspiring enough’ or ‘just okay.’ The Mona Lisa was mentioned 47 times. ‘Art is important for diplomacy,’ said one leader. ‘Also, that abstract piece looks like my kid could paint it.’ The summit concluded with a compromise: slightly better art, slightly worse world peace.
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Disclaimer: This article is 100% satire. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Probably.
About the Author: Dee Zaster is Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent. When not turning real news into comedy gold, she enjoys confusing politicians with logic and watching news anchors try not to laugh.
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