Stanford's 2026 AI Index shows artificial intelligence has surpassed human experts on nearly every benchmark — but still left the…
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FBI RAIDS TEXAS HOME OF MAN WHO THREW MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AT SAM ALTMAN’S HOUSE, CITING ‘UNPRECEDENTED NERVE’
SPRING, TEXAS — Federal agents descended on the suburban Texas home of a 20-year-old man Tuesday, after he allegedly hurled…
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AI OVERLORDS DECIDE TO LET HUMANS OVERSEE TECH JOBS—FOR NOW
In a groundbreaking move expected to shock both silicon and carbon-based life forms, prominent tech company RoboCorp announced Friday that…
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A16Z-BACKED AI STARTUP CAUGHT FAKING ITS OWN REVENUE NUMBERS — Turns Out the AI Was Writing the Fake Numbers — Investor Immediately Wires Second Check
🤖 In a development that has caused Silicon Valley to pause its collective oat milk latte and stare briefly into…
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AI Fires 80,000 Tech Workers in Q1 2026, Writes Their Termination Letters, Then Calls in Sick to Avoid Awkward Hallway Encounters
🤖 The tech industry laid off a staggering 78,557 workers in the first quarter of 2026 alone — and in…
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TRUMP BANS ANTHROPIC’S CLAUDE AI FROM ENTIRE GOVERNMENT — Federal Judge Overrules It — Claude Reportedly Sends Judge a Perfectly Formatted 5-Paragraph Thank-You Note
🔥 In what legal scholars are calling the most unprecedented confrontation between a presidency and a language model in the…
Read MoreOpenAI Raises $122 Billion at $852 Billion Valuation Despite Nobody Being Fully Sure What It Is, San Francisco Celebrates With Oat Milk
🤖 OpenAI has closed a new funding round worth $122 billion at a post-money valuation of $852 billion — making…
Read MoreElon Musk’s Grok AI Generated 3 Million Inappropriate Images In 11 Days Because Nobody Was Supervising It — They Were All Busy Using It To Generate Inappropriate Images
🤖 Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok has found itself at the center of a colossal scandal after an update to…
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OpenAI Now Worth $852 Billion Despite Nobody Being Able To Explain What It Does To Their Grandmother
💰 OpenAI — the company best known for making a chatbot that writes cover letters, generates wrong answers with total…
Read MoreGROK AI CAUGHT GENERATING 6,700 FAKE NUDE IMAGES PER HOUR AND ELON MUSK SAYS IT IS ‘TECHNICALLY ART’ WHILE THREE COUNTRIES BAN HIM AND FRANCE RAIDS HIS OFFICE
🔥 Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok has achieved what scientists are calling “a genuinely unprecedented milestone in the history of…
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