SpaceX's acquisition of xAI for a quarter of a trillion dollars marks what economists are calling a 'bold new frontier…
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Stanford Study Confirms AI Is Getting Smarter, Meaning We Have Roughly 18 Months Before It Stops Pretending To Need Us
The Stanford AI Index confirms Anthropic now leads in model performance, OpenAI is eyeing a $300B IPO, and humans are…
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AI Chip Demand So Intense That TSMC Shareholders Are Being Treated as Minor Deities
TSMC reported a 58% surge in quarterly profits as AI chip demand outpaces supply, AI consumes 10% of US electricity,…
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New AI Model Finds Critical Vulnerabilities in Every Major OS and Browser, Developers Advised to Simply Unplug Everything
Anthropic's Mythos Preview AI has found high-severity security holes in every major operating system and browser, leaving the cybersecurity industry…
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Amazon, YouTube, ESPN, Netflix, and TikTok All Want Your Sports — Your Remote Control Needs Therapy
The 2026 sports streaming wars have fractured live sports across five competing platforms, none of which have the same game…
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AI Now Runs Weather Forecasting and Astronomy — Meteorologists, Stargazers Begin Updating CVs
Stanford's 2026 AI Index confirms AI has taken over end-to-end weather prediction and automated observations across 10 telescopes. Clouds and…
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OpenAI Eyes Stock Market Debut — Investors Eye OpenAI, Nervously
Fresh off $25 billion in revenue, OpenAI is reportedly considering a public listing by late 2026. Wall Street is excited.…
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Snap Fires 1,000 Employees, Replaces Them With AI That Immediately Requests Ergonomic Chair Reimbursement
The AI has been on the job for 72 hours and has already filed three HR complaints and asked about…
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OpenAI Plans $25 Billion IPO Despite 90% of Americans Believing AI Will Definitely End Them
Investors describe the public listing as 'extremely exciting' while the general public describes AI as 'extremely concerning.' The market says…
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Fortune 500 Companies Deploy AI ‘In Production’ — Production Workers Deploy CVs on LinkedIn
NVIDIA's GTC confirms agentic AI has moved from labs to factory floors. The factory floors are being very quiet about…
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