Entertainment reporters who have covered celebrity relationships for decades say they have never seen a clearer romantic signal than two…
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Scientists Give Lobsters Aspirin, Lobsters Immediately Demand Better Work-Life Balance and Dental Coverage
A landmark study confirming lobsters feel stress has opened a Pandora's Box that marine biologists describe as 'scientifically fascinating and…
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Trump Announces ‘Totally Perfect’ Naval Blockade of Iran, Issues Certificate of Excellence to Each Ship
The President has personally reviewed every ship's name and approved several of them.
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NATION BRACES FOR IMMINENT APOCALYPSE AS AVOCADO PRICES SOAR
In a shocking turn of events, citizens across the United States are quaking in fear as avocado prices have reached…
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EVERYDAY FOLK MARVEL AT INFLUENCER’S COURAGE TO POST UNEDITED COFFEE ART
In a bold move that has shaken social media to its core, Instagram influencer Bella Succiny shared an unedited photo…
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MAJOR CORPORATION ANNOUNCES BOLD NEW INITIATIVE TO LAY OFF HALF OF ITS CUSTOMERS
In a groundbreaking move that industry experts are calling “unprecedented” and “inversely logical,” a leading global conglomerate announced today its…
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SCIENTISTS IN SHOCK AS MOON MYSTERIOUSLY ADOPTS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
In a stunning cosmic development, astronomers around the world are reeling after it was discovered that the Moon has inexplicably…
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WORLD SHOCKED AS ATHLETE PERFORMS ATHLETIC FEAT AT ATHLETIC EVENT
Fans around the globe are clutching their foam fingers in sheer disbelief after witnessing what experts are calling ‘the most…
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AI “DIRECTOR” GETS CREDITS ROLL WRITING “ORIGINAL” BLOCKBUSTER: LAPTOP CAST IN LEADING ROLE
In a groundbreaking move that has the whole of Hollywood trembling, a cutting-edge AI “director” has reportedly penned the entire…
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U.S. CONGRESS HOLDS INTENSE DEBATE OVER WHETHER TO PASS LEGISLATION OR JUST GO TO LUNCH
Washington, D.C. – In a groundbreaking session that showcased the remarkable efficiency and unity of America’s legislative body, members of…
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