In a stunning cosmic development, astronomers around the world are reeling after it was discovered that the Moon has inexplicably started adhering to daylight saving time, causing unexpected lunar shifts in the night sky.
The revelation has sowed chaos among the scientific community as experts scramble to determine how a celestial body with no sense of time managed to adjust its schedule, and whether it might be preparing for some cosmic version of Black Friday sales.
“This is the first time in recorded history that the Moon organized itself early for Daylight Saving,” stated Dr. Luna Tick of the National Space Institute, who is deeply concerned about the possible repercussions on future lunar eclipses, werewolves, and the tides’ social calendar.
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