Disney confirms The Devil Wears Prada 2 with Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep returning — and sources report that Andrea…
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Celebrity Couple Confirms Relationship by Rug Shopping Together, Sources Say the Persian Was ‘Very Them’
Entertainment reporters who have covered celebrity relationships for decades say they have never seen a clearer romantic signal than two…
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Pope Leo XIV Heads to Africa on Goodwill Tour; Trump Posts One-Star Review
The new pontiff embarks on an 11-day apostolic journey to Algeria while the President offers unsolicited spiritual feedback from Mar-a-Lago.
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AI “DIRECTOR” GETS CREDITS ROLL WRITING “ORIGINAL” BLOCKBUSTER: LAPTOP CAST IN LEADING ROLE
In a groundbreaking move that has the whole of Hollywood trembling, a cutting-edge AI “director” has reportedly penned the entire…
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HIP HOP PIONEER AFRIKA BAMBAATAA DIES AT 67 — On the Same Day Natasha Lyonne Gets Escorted Off a Plane — Universe Confirms It Had a Very Specific Agenda for This Friday
🎶 The universe issued what many are calling “a truly unnecessary amount of news” on Friday, April 10th, 2026, when…
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Taylor Swift Spotted in Full Bridal Gear During NYC Bridal Fashion Week, Travis Kelce’s Net Worth Already Down $340M in Anticipation
💍 The internet briefly ceased functioning Thursday as Taylor Swift stepped out in a bridal ensemble during NYC Bridal Fashion…
Read MoreJon Jones Squares Up With a Honda Civic on a New Mexico Highway Because the UFC Octagon Was Too Small for His Feelings
🥊 Jon Jones — undisputed heavyweight champion of the world and apparently a man who cannot let a sedan merge…
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Jon Jones Squares Up With a Honda Civic on a New Mexico Highway Because Apparently the UFC Octagon Was Too Small for His Feelings
🥊 Jon Jones — undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, universally acknowledged as one of the greatest fighters in the…
Read MoreSuper Mario Galaxy Movie Makes $188 Million In 5 Days, Nintendo CEO Does Backflips
🎮 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has earned $188.4 million in its first five days — proof that adults will…
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Makes $188 Million In 5 Days, Nintendo CEO Reportedly Doing Backflips While Blowing Into A Cartridge For Spiritual Reasons
🎮 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has earned $188.4 million in its first five days of release, making it the…
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