WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what social media historians are already calling the most chaotic 72-hour stretch in recent memory, President…
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FBI RAIDS TEXAS HOME OF MAN WHO THREW MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AT SAM ALTMAN’S HOUSE, CITING ‘UNPRECEDENTED NERVE’
SPRING, TEXAS — Federal agents descended on the suburban Texas home of a 20-year-old man Tuesday, after he allegedly hurled…
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MARK CARNEY WINS MAJORITY, IMMEDIATELY DECLARES CANADA ‘BASICALLY A COUNTRY AGAIN’
OTTAWA — In a stunning electoral victory that sent shockwaves through the nation’s Tim Hortons locations, Liberal leader Mark Carney…
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TRUMP ASSURES NATION THAT BLOCKADING HORMUZ IS ‘BASICALLY JUST A POOL PARTY’ AS OIL PRICES EXPLODE
President Trump called the Strait of Hormuz blockade 'basically a pool party' as oil prices reached record highs and Iran…
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