NASA's Artemis II mission splashed down in the Pacific after breaking Apollo 13's distance record at 252,756 miles from Earth.…
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NFL Signs Topps to 20-Year Card Deal — Children Not Consulted, Thrilled Anyway
The NFL and Topps have locked in a two-decade exclusive trading card partnership. A generation of kids who haven't been…
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AI Now Runs Weather Forecasting and Astronomy — Meteorologists, Stargazers Begin Updating CVs
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PSG Defeats Liverpool at Anfield, Mysterious Baguette Materialises in Home Dressing Room
Paris Saint-Germain advanced to the Champions League semi-finals on Merseyside, leaving Liverpool fans with questions, regrets, and an inexplicable smell…
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OpenAI Plans $25 Billion IPO Despite 90% of Americans Believing AI Will Definitely End Them
Investors describe the public listing as 'extremely exciting' while the general public describes AI as 'extremely concerning.' The market says…
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HIP HOP PIONEER AFRIKA BAMBAATAA DIES AT 67 — On the Same Day Natasha Lyonne Gets Escorted Off a Plane — Universe Confirms It Had a Very Specific Agenda for This Friday
🎶 The universe issued what many are calling “a truly unnecessary amount of news” on Friday, April 10th, 2026, when…
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GIANNIS REFUSES TO LEAVE THE ELIMINATED BUCKS WHILE JASON KELCE SIMULTANEOUSLY RUINS THE MASTERS PAR 3 CONTEST — Sports Fans Issue Formal Request for Sports to Please Calm Down
🏀 The sports world descended into full-spectrum chaos this week after two entirely separate sports disasters collided in the same…
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Bitcoin Rockets to $72,000 on Iran Ceasefire News While Fear & Greed Index Reads ‘Extreme Despair’ — Analysts Say ‘Both Correct’
💰 In the most Bitcoin moment in Bitcoin history, the world’s favourite digital casino chip shot above $72,000 Friday as…
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