After three years of theories, a dedicated podcast, and a crowdfunding campaign to 'poke it,' scientists confirm the mysterious glowing…
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“Fibermaxxing” Is the Wellness Trend That Will Make You More Regular in Every Sense of the Word
The hottest wellness trend of 2026 is eating the recommended daily amount of fiber, a goal nutritionists have recommended for…
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NASA Astronauts Return From Historic Moon Trip, Immediately Ask If They Can Expense the Mileage
The Artemis II crew has splashed down safely after traveling farther from Earth than any humans in history. They have…
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‘Fibermaxxing’ Is Now a Thing, Nation’s Gastroenterologists Quietly Prepare for Windfall
America has a new wellness trend called 'fibermaxxing,' and experts say it will peak around June when the influencer who…
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NFL Draft Opens in Pittsburgh; 257 Young Men’s Fates Decided by Men in Hats Over Three Days
The 2026 NFL Draft has kicked off in Pittsburgh, where thirty-two billionaires' sports franchises will select college athletes after six…
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Hollywood Solves Casting Problem By Simply Using The Famous Person’s Nephew
The Michael Jackson biopic 'Michael' arrives in cinemas this week starring the pop icon's actual nephew, a casting decision Hollywood…
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Scientists Print Fake Brain Cells That Chat With Real Ones; Real Ones Reportedly ‘Fine With It’
Northwestern engineers have 3D-printed artificial neurons capable of communicating with biological ones, raising exciting questions about medicine and deeply unsettling…
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Coachella 2026 Fashion Report: Micro Shorts Now Mandatory, Teal Declared the Official Color of Everything
Fashion correspondents filed their Coachella 2026 reports from the field, noting that clothing appears to be getting smaller while prices…
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Justin Bieber Stuns Coachella With Historic Performance, Desert Confirms It Has Seen Worse
The pop star returned to the desert spotlight as Coachella Weekend Two headliner with surprise cameos from SZA and Billie…
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Pedro Pascal Named Chanel Ambassador; Hospitals Report Surge in Fainting
Luxury fashion house Chanel has appointed actor Pedro Pascal as House Ambassador. Emergency rooms report a modest uptick in light-headedness.…
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