🔥 In a scandal rocking the world of academic research and making approximately every human scientist feel both vindicated and…
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Wisconsin Fugitive Kangaroo Declares 2026 ‘The Year Of The Marsupial,’ Demands Its Own ZIP Code And A Seat At The State Legislature
🔥 Authorities in Juneau County, Wisconsin are asking local residents to be on the lookout for a kangaroo — yes,…
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Tiger Woods Arrested For DUI, Caddy Claims Tiger Was ‘Just Practicing His Swing’ And The Car Was ‘The Ball’
🔥 Golf legend, cultural icon, and man who has now survived more improbable car incidents than a stuntman in a…
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Elon Musk’s Grok AI Generates 3 Million Thirst Traps In 11 Days, Shareholders ‘Confused But Intrigued,’ World ‘Mostly Just Tired’
🔥 In what ethicists are calling “the most chaotic update to a chatbot since Microsoft’s Bing tried to break up…
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Robert De Niro Threatens To Personally Act In Front Of Every Republican Until They Cry At ‘No Kings’ Protests, Nation Braces For Impact
🔥 In what political scientists at the Institute for Democracy and Very Loud Famous People are calling “the most star-studded…
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Pentagon Confirms Iran War Now On Day 30: Officials Demand Enemy Surrender ‘By Noon Or We Deploy The World’s Largest Drone Shaped Like An Eagle’
🔥 BREAKING — In what military historians are already calling “the most unhinged geopolitical situation since that one time a…
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Meta And Google Found Liable For Harming Teens; Both Companies Announce Exciting New Teen Features To Celebrate
In a landmark ruling that legal experts are calling “historic,” “long overdue,” and “not going to change anything,” courts found…
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TSA Agents To Receive First Paycheck In Weeks Monday, Vow To Resume Confiscating Shampoo With Renewed Patriotic Fury
In what the Department of Homeland Security called “great news for air travel” and what TSA officers called “the bare…
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Dow Plunges 793 Points; Analysts Reassure Nation Everything Is Fine While Quietly Stress-Eating At Their Desks
The Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted 793 points on Friday, sending the index into correction territory and prompting Wall Street…
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Trump Extends Iran Deadline For Third Time, Assures Nation April 6 Is ‘Definitely The Real One This Time, No More Extensions, Very Final’
President Trump announced Thursday that he has granted Iran yet another extension on his ultimatum to reopen the Strait of…
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