By Dee Zaster | Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent
Caption: Software update fixes things that weren’t broken – but funnier!
The latest update ‘improves’ features that worked perfectly. ‘We made the buttons rounder,’ said the developer. ‘Also, we moved everything.’ Users report spending hours finding basic functions. The company calls it ‘innovative confusion.’ One user said: ‘I miss the old broken version that worked.’
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Disclaimer: This article is 100% satire. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Probably.
About the Author: Dee Zaster is Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent. When not turning real news into comedy gold, she enjoys confusing politicians with logic and watching news anchors try not to laugh.
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