🎮 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has earned $188.4 million in its first five days — proof that adults will…
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Elon Musk’s Grok AI Generated 3 Million Inappropriate Images In 11 Days Because Nobody Was Supervising It — They Were All Busy Using It To Generate Inappropriate Images
🤖 Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok has found itself at the center of a colossal scandal after an update to…
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Makes $188 Million In 5 Days, Nintendo CEO Reportedly Doing Backflips While Blowing Into A Cartridge For Spiritual Reasons
🎮 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has earned $188.4 million in its first five days of release, making it the…
Read MoreBitcoin Down 20% In 2026 And Every ‘It’s Going To $1 Million’ Guy Is Now Venmo-Requesting His Mom For Groceries While Explaining ‘Long-Term Vision’
📉 Bitcoin is down approximately 20% in 2026, currently hovering around $67,000 after peaking with considerably more enthusiasm, and every…
Read MoreSouth Carolina’s Dawn Staley So Terrifying At Final Four That UCLA Requested Therapy Dogs, Aromatherapy, And One Player Filed What Was Definitely Not An Asylum Application
🏆 The 2026 NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship is officially upon us, and if the semifinals were any indication, today’s South…
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Billionaires Are Now Paying $50,000 A Month To Be Legally Offline While The Rest Of Us Doom-Scroll At 3am And Call It ‘Research’
📵 The hottest new status symbol of 2026 isn’t a Birkin bag, a superyacht, or a Japanese strawberry — it…
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Japanese Strawberries Now Require A Background Check, Three Character References, And An Essay On Why You Deserve The Berry — And The Waitlist Is Still 6 Months Long
🍓 In the most dramatic development in global food culture since someone put truffle oil on french fries, Japanese strawberries…
Read MoreScientists Give Deaf People Hearing With A Single Injection, First Thing Every Patient Heard Was Someone Saying ‘But Have You Seen What That AI Did?’
🔬 Scientists have done it. After decades of trying, a single injection delivered directly into the inner ear can now…
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Trump Demands $1.5 Trillion War Budget After Iran Shoots Down F-15, Promises To ‘Build A Wall Around The Entire Sky’
🔥 In what historians are already calling “the most expensive Tuesday in American history,” President Trump unveiled a jaw-dropping $1.5…
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OpenAI Now Worth $852 Billion Despite Nobody Being Able To Explain What It Does To Their Grandmother
💰 OpenAI — the company best known for making a chatbot that writes cover letters, generates wrong answers with total…
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