In a shocking announcement that has gym memberships spiking overnight, major airlines have revealed their newest money-saving policy: passengers will…
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In a Leafy Breakthrough: Plants Found to Have Secret Social Lives
In a groundbreaking (and somewhat leafy) announcement, scientists at the GreenTech Institute have unveiled the world’s first plant-based laptop 🌱—a…
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Geneva Summit Announces Historic Global Agreement on AI Ethics
Geneva, Switzerland — In a stunning announcement sending shockwaves through the scientific community, researchers at CERN revealed today they have…
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Silicon Valley’s Latest Tech Breakthrough: Self-Charging Smartphones
Silicon Valley, CA — In a development that’s sending shockwaves through the landscaping industry, GreenTech Robotics announced today that their…
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Florida Man Chuck ‘Camo’ Jenkins Successfully Camouflages Entire House, Can’t Find Front Door
Orlando, FL — In what organizers are calling “both an impressive feat and a growing concern,” Florida man Chuck “Camo”…
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Archaeologists Find Evidence Cats Have Been Gaslighting Humans for 9,000 Years
Cambridge, UK — In a groundbreaking study published this week in the prestigious journal Science & Shenanigans, researchers have confirmed…
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Construction Crew Accidentally Discovers Vast Underground City Beneath Suburb
Giza, Egypt — In what archaeologists are calling “the biggest oops-we-missed-this moment in history,” a vast underground city has been…
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Scientists Develop Device for Reading Doggy Thoughts: ‘Mostly Squirrels’
Neuralink’s Bark-to-Brain Breakthrough: Dogs Are Now Telepathic Superstars! Hold onto your leashes, folks—Elon Musk’s Neuralink has gone full Dr. Dolittle…
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The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow
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A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time
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