🔥 Authorities in Juneau County, Wisconsin are asking local residents to be on the lookout for a kangaroo — yes,…
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Tiger Woods Arrested For DUI, Caddy Claims Tiger Was ‘Just Practicing His Swing’ And The Car Was ‘The Ball’
🔥 Golf legend, cultural icon, and man who has now survived more improbable car incidents than a stuntman in a…
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Pentagon Confirms Iran War Now On Day 30: Officials Demand Enemy Surrender ‘By Noon Or We Deploy The World’s Largest Drone Shaped Like An Eagle’
🔥 BREAKING — In what military historians are already calling “the most unhinged geopolitical situation since that one time a…
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Meta And Google Found Liable For Harming Teens; Both Companies Announce Exciting New Teen Features To Celebrate
In a landmark ruling that legal experts are calling “historic,” “long overdue,” and “not going to change anything,” courts found…
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Dow Plunges 793 Points; Analysts Reassure Nation Everything Is Fine While Quietly Stress-Eating At Their Desks
The Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted 793 points on Friday, sending the index into correction territory and prompting Wall Street…
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Trump Extends Iran Deadline For Third Time, Assures Nation April 6 Is ‘Definitely The Real One This Time, No More Extensions, Very Final’
President Trump announced Thursday that he has granted Iran yet another extension on his ultimatum to reopen the Strait of…
Read More9 Million Americans Plan Massive Day Of Telling One Man He’s Being Weird About Power
In what historians are already calling either the largest civic gathering in United States history or simply “a lot of…
Read MoreNew Study Reveals Australians Spend 73% of Their Time Arguing About Whether It’s ‘Too Hot’ or ‘Too Cold’
BREAKING satirical study reveals Australians spend 73% of their time arguing about whether it's too hot or too cold. Researchers…
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New Study Reveals Cats Control 37% of Internet Traffic
Caption: New Study Reveals Cats Control 37% of Internet Traffic – but funnier! By Gail Force | Globe News Daily’s…
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Scientists Say Eye of Sahara Might Be Atlantis — Locals Say Please Stop Yelling at the Sand | Satirical News
Caption: Scientists Say Eye of Sahara Might Be Atlantis — Locals Say Please Stop Yelling at the Sand | Satiri…
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