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The ancient Japanese practice of walking at two different speeds — fast, then slow — has exploded by 2,986% globally.…
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OpenAI Eyes Stock Market Debut — Investors Eye OpenAI, Nervously
Fresh off $25 billion in revenue, OpenAI is reportedly considering a public listing by late 2026. Wall Street is excited.…
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Snap Fires 1,000 Employees, Replaces Them With AI That Immediately Requests Ergonomic Chair Reimbursement
The AI has been on the job for 72 hours and has already filed three HR complaints and asked about…
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Hungary Elects New Leader After 16 Years; Orbán Reportedly Spotted Bulk-Buying ‘What Went Wrong’ Self-Help Books
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