By Dee Zaster | Globe News Daily Reporter of Jet-Fueled Geopolitics In what experts are calling either “a bold diplomatic…
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Scientists Say Eye of Sahara Might Be Atlantis — Locals Say Please Stop Yelling at the Sand | Satirical News
Caption: Scientists Say Eye of Sahara Might Be Atlantis — Locals Say Please Stop Yelling at the Sand | Satiri…
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Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in 24/7 Sand-Sucking Mega Operation to Uncover Ancient Secrets | Satirical News
🚨 Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in Bold Archaeological Cleanup: What Lies Beneath?by Paige Turner, Globe News Daily’s Senior…
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So You’ve Just Bought a House: A Survival Guide for New Homeowners
Caption: So You’ve Just Bought a House: A Survival Guide for New Homeowners – but funnier! By: Paige Turner, Globe…
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Scientists Warn: The World is Literally Cracking Apart
Sound the alarms, folks. The world is cracking—literally. In what experts are now calling the “Egg-ocalypse,” the global egg shortage…
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Airlines to Weigh Passengers at Check-In, Charge Based on Weight
In a shocking announcement that has gym memberships spiking overnight, major airlines have revealed their newest money-saving policy: passengers will…
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Trump Announces Plan to Reopen Alcatraz, Promises to Make It ‘The Ritz of Prisons’
Trump Announces Plan to Reopen Alcatraz, Promises to Make It ‘The Ritz of Prisons’ SAN FRANCISCO, CA — President Donald…
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Florida Man Chuck ‘Camo’ Jenkins Successfully Camouflages Entire House, Can’t Find Front Door
Orlando, FL — In what organizers are calling “both an impressive feat and a growing concern,” Florida man Chuck “Camo”…
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NASA Discovers Massive Hidden Ocean Inside the Moon
Cape Canaveral, FL — In a discovery shaking the very foundations of astronomy, NASA scientists announced today they’ve found a…
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Archaeologists Find Evidence Cats Have Been Gaslighting Humans for 9,000 Years
Cambridge, UK — In a groundbreaking study published this week in the prestigious journal Science & Shenanigans, researchers have confirmed…
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