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Scientists Say Eye of Sahara Might Be Atlantis — Locals Say ‘Please Stop Yelling at the Sand’
🌍 The Eye of the Sahara: Did Atlantis Crash Land in Mauritania? By Dee Zaster, Globe News Daily’s Interdimensional Geography…
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Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in 24/7 Sand-Sucking Mega Operation to Uncover Ancient Secrets
🚨 Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in Bold Archaeological Cleanup: What Lies Beneath?by Paige Turner, Globe News Daily’s Senior…
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Body Corporate Fees: The Legal Scam Hiding in Plain Sight (Where Does the Money Even Go?!)
By: Paige Turner, Globe News Daily So, you’ve just bought your shiny new unit. Congratulations! You’re officially a homeowner—minus, of…
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Apocalypse Now: The Great Global Egg Shortage of 2025 Is Here (And Breakfast Is Dead)
Sound the alarms, folks. The world is cracking—literally. In what experts are now calling the “Egg-ocalypse,” the global egg shortage…
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BREAKING: Airlines to Start Weighing Passengers, Charging by the Kilo
In a shocking announcement that has gym memberships spiking overnight, major airlines have revealed their newest money-saving policy: passengers will…
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Trump Announces Plan to Reopen Alcatraz, Promises to Make It ‘The Ritz of Prisons’
Trump Announces Plan to Reopen Alcatraz, Promises to Make It ‘The Ritz of Prisons’ SAN FRANCISCO, CA — President Donald…
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BREAKING: Florida Man Wins International Hide and Seek Championship, Still Missing After 47 Days
Orlando, FL — In what organizers are calling “both an impressive feat and a growing concern,” Florida man Chuck “Camo”…
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Scientists Discover New Ocean Inside the Moon, Cruise Companies Already Selling Tickets
Cape Canaveral, FL — In a discovery shaking the very foundations of astronomy, NASA scientists announced today they’ve found a…
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Scientists Confirm Cats Have Been Gaslighting Humans for 9,000 Years
Cambridge, UK — In a groundbreaking study published this week in the prestigious journal Science & Shenanigans, researchers have confirmed…
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