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HIP HOP PIONEER AFRIKA BAMBAATAA DIES AT 67 — On the Same Day Natasha Lyonne Gets Escorted Off a Plane — Universe Confirms It Had a Very Specific Agenda for This Friday

Paige Turner Apr 10, 2026 0

🎶 The universe issued what many are calling “a truly unnecessary amount of news” on Friday, April 10, when hip-hop…

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HIP HOP PIONEER AFRIKA BAMBAATAA DIES AT 67 — On the Same Day Natasha Lyonne Gets Escorted Off a Plane — Universe Confirms It Had a Very Specific Agenda for This Friday

Paige Turner Apr 10, 2026 0

🎶 The universe issued what many are calling “a truly unnecessary amount of news” on Friday, April 10th, 2026, when…

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