By Dee Zaster | Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent
Caption: New AI assistant’s only feature is ‘politely disagreeing’ – but funnier!
The latest AI breakthrough: an assistant that gently suggests you might be wrong. ‘Actually, that restaurant has terrible reviews,’ it says. ‘Your plan has several logical flaws.’ Users report feeling ‘uncomfortably informed.’ The company calls it ‘constructive criticism as a service.’ Early adopters are both offended and more correct.
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Disclaimer: This article is 100% satire. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Probably.
About the Author: Dee Zaster is Globe News Daily’s Satirical News Correspondent. When not turning real news into comedy gold, she enjoys confusing politicians with logic and watching news anchors try not to laugh.
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