World leaders accidentally solve climate change while passionately debating oat milk cappuccinos at the G20 summit. The 'Caffeine Accord' promises…
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BREAKING: Australian Government Announces National Emoji: The ‘Shrimp on the Barbie’
Caption: BREAKING: Australian Government Announces National Emoji: The ‘Shrimp on the Barbie’ – but funnier! By Paige Turner | Globe…
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BREAKING: Trump Declassifies ALL UFO Documents – Reveals Aliens Prefer Golf Courses to White House
Trump declassifies UFO files: aliens prefer golf to politics. The 'Golf Cart People' love Trump courses, hate political debates, and…
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BREAKING: Secret Underground Tunnel Discovered Connecting Melbourne to Tasmania – No More Ferry Queues!
Forget the ferry! A secret underground tunnel has been discovered connecting Melbourne directly to Tasmania. No more seasickness, just glow-worms…
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Qatar Gifts $400M Jet to Trump: His Plane Was Too Basic | Satirical News
By Dee Zaster | Globe News Daily Reporter of Jet-Fueled Geopolitics In what experts are calling either “a bold diplomatic…
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Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in 24/7 Sand-Sucking Mega Operation to Uncover Ancient Secrets | Satirical News
🚨 Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in Bold Archaeological Cleanup: What Lies Beneath?by Paige Turner, Globe News Daily’s Senior…
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The Mysterious History of Liquor Store Brown Paper Bags
WORLDWIDE – For decades, liquor store customers have dutifully walked out with bottles wrapped in those humble, crinkly brown paper…
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Airlines to Weigh Passengers at Check-In, Charge Based on Weight
In a shocking announcement that has gym memberships spiking overnight, major airlines have revealed their newest money-saving policy: passengers will…
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In a Leafy Breakthrough: Plants Found to Have Secret Social Lives
In a groundbreaking (and somewhat leafy) announcement, scientists at the GreenTech Institute have unveiled the world’s first plant-based laptop 🌱—a…
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Geneva Summit Announces Historic Global Agreement on AI Ethics
Geneva, Switzerland — In a stunning announcement sending shockwaves through the scientific community, researchers at CERN revealed today they have…
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