By Dee Zaster | Globe News Daily Reporter of Jet-Fueled Geopolitics In what experts are calling either “a bold diplomatic…
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Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in 24/7 Sand-Sucking Mega Operation to Uncover Ancient Secrets
🚨 Egypt to Vacuum Entire Giza Plateau in Bold Archaeological Cleanup: What Lies Beneath?by Paige Turner, Globe News Daily’s Senior…
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Revealed: Why Liquor Shops Really Use Brown Paper Bags (And It’s Not What You Think)
WORLDWIDE – For decades, liquor store customers have dutifully walked out with bottles wrapped in those humble, crinkly brown paper…
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BREAKING: Airlines to Start Weighing Passengers, Charging by the Kilo
In a shocking announcement that has gym memberships spiking overnight, major airlines have revealed their newest money-saving policy: passengers will…
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Scientists Unveil First Plant-Based Laptop: Battery Life Limited to Sunlight
In a groundbreaking (and somewhat leafy) announcement, scientists at the GreenTech Institute have unveiled the world’s first plant-based laptop 🌱—a…
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BREAKING: CERN Scientists Discover New Particle Containing Alien DNA, Say “We Might Not Be Alone… Or Human”
Geneva, Switzerland — In a stunning announcement sending shockwaves through the scientific community, researchers at CERN revealed today they have…
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BREAKING: World’s First Self-Driving Lawnmower Becomes Sentient, Refuses to Mow Lawns
Silicon Valley, CA — In a development that’s sending shockwaves through the landscaping industry, GreenTech Robotics announced today that their…
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BREAKING: Florida Man Wins International Hide and Seek Championship, Still Missing After 47 Days
Orlando, FL — In what organizers are calling “both an impressive feat and a growing concern,” Florida man Chuck “Camo”…
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Scientists Confirm Cats Have Been Gaslighting Humans for 9,000 Years
Cambridge, UK — In a groundbreaking study published this week in the prestigious journal Science & Shenanigans, researchers have confirmed…
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BREAKING: Vast Ancient City Discovered Beneath Pyramids, Airbnb Already Taking Bookings
Giza, Egypt — In what archaeologists are calling “the biggest oops-we-missed-this moment in history,” a vast underground city has been…
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