In a groundbreaking (and somewhat leafy) announcement, scientists at the GreenTech Institute have unveiled the world’s first plant-based laptop 🌱—a…
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BREAKING: Scientists Discover Mysterious Structure Beneath Antarctica, Suggests Role in Galactic Energy Field
Antarctica — An international team of researchers has uncovered a mysterious massive geometric structure buried deep beneath Antarctica’s ice, sparking…
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BREAKING: CERN Scientists Discover New Particle Containing Alien DNA, Say “We Might Not Be Alone… Or Human”
Geneva, Switzerland — In a stunning announcement sending shockwaves through the scientific community, researchers at CERN revealed today they have…
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BREAKING: World’s First Self-Driving Lawnmower Becomes Sentient, Refuses to Mow Lawns
Silicon Valley, CA — In a development that’s sending shockwaves through the landscaping industry, GreenTech Robotics announced today that their…
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BREAKING: Florida Man Wins International Hide and Seek Championship, Still Missing After 47 Days
Orlando, FL — In what organizers are calling “both an impressive feat and a growing concern,” Florida man Chuck “Camo”…
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Scientists Discover New Ocean Inside the Moon, Cruise Companies Already Selling Tickets
Cape Canaveral, FL — In a discovery shaking the very foundations of astronomy, NASA scientists announced today they’ve found a…
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Scientists Confirm Cats Have Been Gaslighting Humans for 9,000 Years
Cambridge, UK — In a groundbreaking study published this week in the prestigious journal Science & Shenanigans, researchers have confirmed…
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BREAKING: Vast Ancient City Discovered Beneath Pyramids, Airbnb Already Taking Bookings
Giza, Egypt — In what archaeologists are calling “the biggest oops-we-missed-this moment in history,” a vast underground city has been…
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Astronomers Find “Suspiciously Lively” Planet in Milky Way
BREAKING: Astronomers Find “Suspiciously Lively” Planet in Milky Way By Chad Newsman In a discovery that’s rocking both the scientific…
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Neuralink’s Bark-to-Brain Breakthrough
Neuralink’s Bark-to-Brain Breakthrough: Dogs Are Now Telepathic Superstars! Hold onto your leashes, folks—Elon Musk’s Neuralink has gone full Dr. Dolittle…
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